“I’m Elle Woods. I have a bachelor’s degree in fashion merchandising from CULA. And I was a Zeta Lambda Nu Sweetheart, president of my sorority, Delta Nu, and last year, I was Homecoming Queen.”
“Don’t worry about the bitches, that could be a good motto, because you come across people like that throughout your life.”
Asshole of the Day for May 17, 2013: Pat Robertson
When a woman asked Pat Robertson how to forgive her husband for cheating on her, he offered this helpful response:
“Stop talking about the cheating. He cheated on you. Well, he’s a man. O.K.,” Robertson said.
“Males have a tendency to wander a little bit, and what you want to do is make the home so wonderful that he doesn’t want to wander,” he said.
This is some great preaching by old Pat: The adultery commandment doesn’t apply to straight men. But, uh, hurricanes are still caused by gays.